Linda came out to help me dig AND HER HAIR FROZE
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) December 8, 2010
Was like something from a Neil Gaiman story; Odd and The Snow Frosts (or The Ice Tops)
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) December 8, 2010
@neilhimself: The Love Of God is usually reliable, at least you're dealing with a real person, not an animated menu system. #grumblyauthor
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) December 8, 2010
On flight tonight I thought I had left my phone on & was getting a call b/c seat was vibrating. Then realized guy next to me was farting.
— Chris Hardwick (@nerdist) December 8, 2010
@wilw Yes Gerunds _are_ your friends, but "begin" works better than "beginning", which is a present participle (that'll be 2 cents, thanks).
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) December 8, 2010
@scalzi -- A noble pixel, and one that defeated many zombies. Will be remembered with respect. Died surrounded by his closest comrades.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) December 8, 2010
Eskimo hunter asked a priest, 'If I didn't know about God and sin, would I go to hell?' 'No,' said the priest. 'Then why did you tell me?'
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) December 8, 2010
Shit. Bloody X-Factor winner is a favourite Biffy Clyro song. An even better version than the mighty Biff's. Must now boycott *and* buy it.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) December 13, 2010
I'd like to wish everyone on Twitter a Merry Christmas - unless you're the guy who decided on a 140 character limit, in which case you can f
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) December 13, 2010
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