Tweets - May 2011

LibDems didn't just neuter their own ability to criticise FPTP and the adversarial system. They willingly corrupted it. http://bit.ly/mvAmEh
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 5, 2011

In almost 20,000 tests to date I've always been found to wake up next day. Often after poisoning. Evidence so far is that I'll live forever.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 10, 2011

There’s no pitch-tuner or mixboard here. You know why? Because these folks are real musicians. Making music is what they do.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 10, 2011

Throw away 90% of everything, including the 10% that's left. #adviceforwriters
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 11, 2011

Don't want a second preference? Fine, just put a "1" in your favourite box. But why on earth vote to prevent anyone else expressing theirs?
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 15, 2011

The Wikipedia page "List of numbers" http://bit.ly/r47Wn begins "This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it." http://xkcd.com/899
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 16, 2011

Try entering an XKCD page address into a URL shortener. Makes it longer.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 16, 2011

SNOY "choice of games we're offering is good value"..."there's going to be a minority of people out there who have some of those games" WTF?
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 18, 2011

Mark my words: console overheating problems with LA Noire (both PS3 and XBox) are being caused by excessive hard disk usage during gameplay.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 22, 2011

@johnmoe Then she should try an English Superinjunction
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 23, 2011

Pat said: You know, a book is really a living thing. You are asking me to dissect it for you. Anytime you dissect a living thing, it dies.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 28, 2011

I was trying to sing "Kitten With a Loaded Gun", but it kept coming out "Chicken..." instead. Why was that? Clearly it was your fault.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 28, 2011

@stephenfry Are you sure it was Gaga's acoustic Poker Face and not Molly Lewis? Cos if it was Molly, there's something else you should know!
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 28, 2011

Fed 12 from a single £8 leg of lamb. Well done my wife! Dishes can wait.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 29, 2011

Met a giant eraser walking down the street. I said, "Deleted to meet you!"
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 29, 2011

Motion capture animations can be parameterised and replayed live. Great. LA Noire's MotionScan is only ever used for cutscenes. Why bother?
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) May 30, 2011