Where on earth is the Apples Snack Van? #THE_APPLES_SNACK_VAN_IS_OUTSIDE
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 1, 2011
Why has everyone left their desks? #THE_APPLES_SNACK_VAN_IS_OUTSIDE
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 1, 2011
How do you know when it's time for lunch? #THE_APPLES_SNACK_VAN_IS_OUTSIDE
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 1, 2011
What type of van is outside? #THE_APPLES_SNACK_VAN_IS_OUTSIDE
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 1, 2011
What fruit flavour of snack van is outside? #THE_APPLES_SNACK_VAN_IS_OUTSIDE
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 1, 2011
Page numbers - like BitTorrent for punched cards.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 6, 2011
What two nations reserve parliamentary places for unelected religious clerics who get an automatic say in writing laws? http://bit.ly/gsVogA
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 7, 2011
I've got one "active" book in the living room, another in the bedroom, a third in the car, and a Kindle in the shitter.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 8, 2011
My Porn Star name: Rusty Noldrum.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 11, 2011
Cameron says too many people get ahead because of who their parents are. Then praises the monarchy as the best of Britain. Nobody laughs.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 17, 2011
http://johannhari.com/2011/04/15/this-royal-wedding-frenzy-should-embarrass-us-all
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 17, 2011
We must hope that in this universe, we never meet anything remotely like ourselves. For by definition, it should certainly exterminate us.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 17, 2011
Please sign: No I do not want the government storing air travel details for 6 years: http://bit.ly/ticketsnoops #privacy #bigbrother
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 18, 2011
in my remake of the film 2010 Dr Chandra jailbreaks the Monolith and uses it to play Angry Birds
— Warren Ellis (@warrenellis) April 18, 2011
"We're debating whether God exists" they said. "It's you arguing against a bishop. We've scheduled four minutes for it" http://bit.ly/eAvsiK
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 20, 2011
Today's highlight... playing card games with iNieces & iNephews - using real physical cardboard playing cards!
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 23, 2011
(Me): Ring ring ring ring ring ... Piranha Phone!(Becca, age 7): No! That would be... Ring ring ring ring eat your face off Piranha Phone!
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 24, 2011
I haven't read any statements from Sony, but I'm going to make up stuff that they said in my head and be angry about it.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 26, 2011
Joining forces with five plucky Japanese schoolgirls to form a giant robot that fights crime
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 28, 2011
Generally by the time you are Real most of your hair has been loved off, your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 28, 2011
“If voting changed anything they’d make it illegal.” — Emma Goldman
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) April 30, 2011
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