I went to a planet without bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this lousy F-shirt.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) September 5, 2010
"Mike Portonoy quits Dream Theater" http://bit.ly/9f7JAT - any relation to their drummer, Mike Portnoy?
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) September 9, 2010
Ah they've corrected it: Portnoy. Well done.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) September 9, 2010
When life gives you lemonade, make lemonadeade.
— H Anthony Hildebrand (@hahildebrand) September 12, 2010
It's been all monsoons, dubloons, and sleepy blue lagoons today! #EKWeather
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) September 14, 2010
Dear guy in a RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE t-shirt going to work at an office building at 8:15am, you DO know that you ARE The Machine, right?
— John Moe (@johnmoe) September 15, 2010
Great things about the web: [#] obsoletes bookburning!
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) September 16, 2010
You know how Vincent shoots Marvin in the face, and the car is a mess of blood? My wife did that yesterday, only with home made tomato soup.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) September 18, 2010
Cat: DOOD LOOK AT THIS! Me: Yeah, it's a ping pong ball. Cat: BEST TOY EVAR! Me: Better than the empty box? Cat: OMG PUT IT IN THE BOX!
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) September 19, 2010
Dog: Why is the suitcase out?! Me: I'm going to Vancouver. Dog: WHAT?! Me: Yeah. Dog: I'll be here pouting on the floor if you need me.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) September 19, 2010
@scalzi You sound like The Hodge... WHEN YOU DO THAT.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) September 23, 2010
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