I have this veritable continuum of Swedish music: Abba, Cardigans, Katatonia, Opeth, Meshuggah. All great. But no Norwegian, or Danish. Why?
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 3, 2010
@neilhimself But... but... _all_ words are made up words! Aren't they?
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 3, 2010
When writing computer code, I like using the pattern of leading spaces and tabs on each line, to encode version information.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 4, 2010
@wilw You have the same birthday as me! Sincerely, John's Blog (1yo). http://mycodehere.blogspot.com/2010/07/happy-birthday-to-me.html
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 4, 2010
No, Yelp. I want "badass" to be the modifier of "coffee." I do NOT want "bad" to be the modifier of "ass coffee." http://twitpic.com/2bdlft
— Molly Lewis (@Molly23) August 4, 2010
Brace of hussy, single vessel. #18thcenturyinternet
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 5, 2010
Thine watchers unseen lend succor to me, in their dispatches. #18thcenturyinternet
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 5, 2010
@angrymetalguy - Watch Plastica cover Dream Theater's Erotomania! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grq9f4GIVmg
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 17, 2010
How many times have you seen a monoplane, then... nah, it was just an eagle? #reddeadredemption
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 21, 2010
Moon waxes and wanes during the night. Oh yeah? So like, your months are shorter than your days on this planet? #reddeadredemption
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 21, 2010
Is the "galaxy far, far away" thing essential to the plot? No? Well then, why the totally fucking alien constellations? #reddeadredemption
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 21, 2010
Anyone else keep hearing Pink Floyd's "Shine On You Crazy Diamond", whistled every couple of minutes? -Wheaton? -Wheaton? #reddeadredemption
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 21, 2010
BB4's Federico: "..cacophony of fake contrived over-nourished puerile and delusional white-noise.." --who could possibly misinterpret that?!
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 26, 2010
It means I'll have to carry the bags most of the way home, but this trolley's going in the canal.
— Cat Bin Lady (@CatBinLady) August 25, 2010
Energy Care rep just phoned: "I'm seven minutes away from you, so I'll be there in about five minutes."
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 28, 2010
Meet the mauve bin... Same as the blue bin... http://bit.ly/9ZSTos
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 28, 2010
Don't you just hate it when you laugh at your own jokes? It just proves there's someone else living in there!
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 30, 2010
Did the Internet kill Blockbuster? - Nah, I blame the resurgence in card games, dominoes and Pictionary.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 31, 2010
@daraobriain "Listen" is a finely crafted masterpiece of a riff; in fact it's a joke that we love watching repeats of! Signed me & the wife.
— John Kerr (@dogbiscuituk) August 31, 2010
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